christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
apparently in holland they were trying to do the world record for the longest domino chain and then a bird came in an knocked 23,000 of them over… then they shot the bird and got fined because it was an endangered species. if one story has described my life as much as this story has, i’d like to hear it.
fun game, don’t say any of these words when ur talking online & see how long u last:
I either have a fiercely strong opinion or I don’t give a fuck at all
if the annual purge was a real thing i feel like zayn would survive cuz he doesn’t leave his house willingly already so he’d be safe he’d probably wake up the day after the purge and call liam up cuz he’d also survive and be like “is harry dead?”
when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear